Urusei Yatsura: The Shougaibutsu Suieitaikai (2008)

Why did you go and order food, when I told you that I’d cook for you?! Darling! You never trusted my cooking, even from the beginning, did you?!

Darling, you liar! A high-voltage shock should jog your memory!

One, two, three! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!

I didn’t know Ataru was that much of an idiot!

Heh, I guess somehow without me knowing, it just feels so natural now, to have Kagome by my side.

There was no place for me, so I had to make one for myself, and then I realized, I had a place, but I was the only one in it. I didn’t know any other way to live.

I’ve heard similar threats from a number of poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!

Oh, How could I forget, you have a thing for Dead Girls!

I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don’t know what exactly I’ll be able to do for you, but I’ll always be by your side.

おすわり! (Osuwari!)