Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! Motenai shi, Nazo Meite Miru (2014)

Now that it’s come to this I have no choice but to ask a stranger if I can use their bathroom … but just asking some random guy to use their bathroom is kind of … It’s a high school girl asking to take a shit in their own house!! Hell, I should be able to get some money out of this!!

I just had a totally normal conversation with someone! I’m gonna go stop for ice cream!

Get your ass over here you cockroach!! I’ll show you the power of humanity!!

Phew … My mind is so stuck on dicks I can’t concentrate at all …

It’s fine if the Sun wants to start shining brighter now that it’s almost spring, but I wish it would take into consideration people like me who are weak against the Sun.

If you’re not a worthless god, I’d like to see you try and make me happy … if you can’t manage that, at least make everyone as unhappy as me. If you can’t, it’s fine I guess … but I’ll despise you forever.

If shortening my lifespan by a year would kill these guys, I’d do it …

Yeah. You’re right. I’ll kill myself.

No, no. Actually I should be super popular among those pedos. Is it really because I’m small?