Hetalia: Axis Powers (2008)

You Frenchies just love to hate us! Why don’t you go back to making statues of hot green chicks!

I say we attack Italy first, because they can’t drive and are usually drunk.

Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the ‘Christ’ part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff ’til we’re sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?

Am I Catholic or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…

When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust.

I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face.

Sometimes I like to ride the goat while I swab the deck!
And that’s not a euphemism for anything!